May 2012
baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
5 tags
Want to watch The Batman? Click here! →
They’re streaming every single episode in order for Batman Saturday. Right now its on episode 8 of season 1, I believe.
Great quality too! :D
Hhmmmm, Flash episode next week, which means...
opaul:
rissyq:
SPITFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YES LET IT BE SO
a day in the life of the scarab
tokokomo:
“HE KNOWS! KILL HIM!”
“ANGER LEVELS RISING! KILL HIM!”
“THAT ANIMAL TOUCHED US. IT IS PLANNING AGAINST US. KILL IT.”
“YOU ALMOST CHOKED ON THIS BRAND OF CEREAL. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.”
“This is for breaking my heart in Belle Reve, Martian!”
– Icicle Jr.- Young Justice: Beneath
STOP REFERENCING THINGS THAT MAKE MY HEART HURT
(via battybravery)
BELLE REVE MY SUPERMARTIAN FEELINGS
(via spitfiregurl)
"There's no right answer for that is there?"
thecapn:
I FUCKING LOVE FANDOM
I’M HAPPY TO BE A PART OF IT
I’M FUCKING EXCITED TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND THINK ‘HOLY SWEET JESUS HERE IS A COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND MY OBSESSIVE TENDENCIES AND HAVE THE SAME FIXATION OH MARY MOTHER OF GOD THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH AN ENVIRONMENT THAT FOSTERS MY CREATIVITY AND DEVELOPMENT’
phlynn:
tries to mow lawn
encounters pokemon in long grass
naimane:
Ever since I saw Osmosis Jones as a kid, I can’t stop imagining how there’s some kind of epic battle going on inside of my body whenever I’m sick.
Is it just me or...
skoochythevagabond:
is the resemblance
between these two
a little bit uncanny?
Shipping Icicle Jr. and Wondergirl
opaul:
Because I can.
Joke of the day
flyingscotsman:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
5 tags
When did M'gann get so scary?!
opaul:
gracie-geek:
Like
holy shit
what happened to the cute little Martian girl who liked Superboy’s ears…?!
I fucking know right? Simon is fucking afraid of her.
Prayers and Proclamations: Korrafic Saturday →
pink-affinity: fireferretfuzzies: Alright folks, here’s how this is going to work. Starting at 11am EST, myself and six other authors will begin posting fics. These fics are stand-alones, but they are all part of a larger theme, which I will reveal at 11, just before the first…
Prayers and Proclamations: Korrafic Saturday →
pink-affinity:
fireferretfuzzies:
Alright folks, here’s how this is going to work.
Starting at 11am EST, myself and six other authors will begin posting fics. These fics are stand-alones, but they are all part of a larger theme, which I will reveal at 11, just before the first…
“Queen Bee isn’t the only woman who can mess with a man’s mind.”
– Barbara Gordon, Young Justice: Invasion, Beneath (via jncera)
Did anyone notice this?
thestarkspangledcapsicle:
likeafairyy:
Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats. Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list? Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees? Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack… Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!
...
5 tags
Well she wouldn't win mother of the year :P
Why is she not more concerned about Ty?
Oh and her boyfriend is a dick. :| The scarab knows it.
6 tags
5 tags
